International health officials are looking into the possible worldwide growth of hCG addiction. Human Chorionic Gonadotropin, usually referred to by its initials, is a glycoprotein hormone which is produced by women during pregnancy. The World Health Conference which meets thrice yearly in California has expressed its deep concern over the growing rates of addiction amongst men of all ages.
Human chorionic gonadotropin’s usual role is to keep intact the corpus luteum of the ovary and therefore maintain progesterone production. This is vital for pregnancy in humans. However, it’s also been used in conjunction with anabolic androgenic steroids in athletes and has been put on the list of banned substances in various sports. The most recent case was that of Los Angeles Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez who was suspended for 50 games by the US Baseball Authorities.
When sportsmen take certain steroids, the amount of testosterone their testicles produce can dramatically decrease and even shut down completely. This can lead to shrinkage of the testes and become what is scientifically referred to as testicular atrophy. As one can imagine, the reduction in a man’s love sacks can have terrible repercussions on his marriage and self-confidence.
One of the only ways to re-ignite the engines, so to speak, is to take doses of hCG, or human chorionic gonadotropin. This mimics the naturally occurring luteinizing hormone. However, if a man takes too much over a period of time or becomes addicted, then his testicles can increase in size. This can lead to increased emotional turmoil and anger levels, as well as difficulty walking, sitting and relaxing. If not treated, the addiction can result in testicular fulmination.
Suspected cases of addiction to this chemical have been reported worldwide, including in the halls of Hollywood. Jack Nicholson was seen in a high state of tension recently in Los Angeles and fans packed online messages boards worried by his bulging trousers. In London, another case was suspected at a football match between Chelsea and Barcelona where the Ivorian striker Didier Drogba was seen to be livid with match referee Tom Henning Ovrebo.
Doctors are said to be monitoring the situations of both men. The World Health Conference will be producing a detailed document on the situation in the coming weeks but have advised wives, girlfriends and mothers to keep an eye on any unusual behaviour or growths in their menfolk.
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Damn, I had no idea about this… would sure explain a lot
I bet some of our elected officials are addicted too ..
Seems kinda ironic though, all these steroid powered hulks suffering from either major shrinkage or major swelling
I can think of many politicians who might have this problem.
Nice. Shrinkage or Swelling – that is the question…
Now it’s only a matter of time before sportsmen start using it. Afterall rage gives you a lot of extra energy – perfect for different competitions.
I thought it’s just people being rude. I mean I also feel like punching someone in the face but it doesn’t mean that I’m going to act on this impuls. Afterall this is what makes us different from animals.
I think that officials replant growth hCG sorry for my english
Interesting article Edward.
It is a really interesting article, Edward, but I’m not sure that the hCG is the only cause of the anger growth. I think it is a lifestyle in general, that also adds to the stress amounts, and the fall of people’s life values.
Thanks dude, I really took time to read the whole article and I must say that it is well written.
Amazing things. I’m impressed. I can not imagine it. Great article.
yea, I saw Drogba in this match and after it, he was furious
it’s not normal behavior
Adrenalin!!!!!!
That’s interesting, thanks, Edward. I think there are many more causes to anger, and it is getting even worse as the time goes. Maybe it is the influence of the modern life style.