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		<title>&#8216;Immortal&#8217; Turritopsis Nutricula jellyfish spreads worldwide</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A supposedly immortal jellyfish species is said to be spreading across the world&#8217;s oceans according to scientific journals and media reports. Experts say the jellyfish numbers are increasing beyond all comprehension because the animal need not die. The Turritopsis Nutricula is a hydrozoan and is the only known species on the planet that can revert [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://politicsandpoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jellyfish.jpg" alt="turritopsis nutricula jellyfish" title="turritopsis nutricula jellyfish" width="185" height="138" class="alignright size-full wp-image-63" />A supposedly immortal jellyfish species is said to be spreading across the world&#8217;s oceans according to scientific journals and media reports. Experts say the jellyfish numbers are increasing beyond all comprehension because the animal need not die. </p>
<p>The <em>Turritopsis Nutricula</em> is a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrozoan">hydrozoan</a> and is the only known species on the planet that can revert back to a younger self. It&#8217;s able to do this through the cell development process of transdifferentiation which can be repeated indefinitely. They originate in the Caribbean but have now spread across the globe. </p>
<p>Dr Maria Miglietta of the Smithsonian Tropical Marine Institute said: <em>&#8220;We are looking at a worldwide silent invasion.&#8221; </em></p>
<p>Marine biologists and geneticists have frantically been studying the animal to see exactly how the <em>Turritopsis Nutricula</em> is able to reverse the ageing process. A special charity was established last month called &#8220;The Fountain of Youth&#8221;. One of its co-founders is the Welsh singer, Sir Tom Jones, who has donated $50 million of his own money to the cause. </p>
<p>Speaking in Los Angeles, the granny&#8217;s favourite pop star admitted that age was a major concern of his. Just two years ago his plastic surgeon, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunther_von_Hagens">Günther von Hagens</a>, told him that his features might not be able to take any more improvement operations. </p>
<p><img src="http://politicsandpoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tom-jones-grey-hair.jpg" alt="tom-jones-grey-hair" title="tom-jones-grey-hair" width="153" height="135" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-68" />Instead, Sir Tom Jones has taken to the more dynamic solution of coating his hair and beard with the 5mm long immortal &#8211; but dead jellyfish. Three of his personal bodyguards were seen trawling the waters off Barbados last week on his yacht, the &#8220;Love Boat 2&#8243;. </p>
<p>Sir Tom Jones said in a recent interview: <em>&#8220;I&#8217;ve been dying my hair for years now and it&#8217;s well known I&#8217;ve spent over £30,000 a year on surgery. When I came across an article in the New Scientist about this jellyfish, I was over the moon! With a bit of luck, within 12 months, our team of researchers will have found a way of reversing the age process in humans too. In the meantime, I have decided to coat myself with thousands of the now-dead Turritopsis Nutricula in the hope that their cells will seep into my hair follicles and skin and work their magic. You never know.&#8221; </em></p>
<p>Hundreds of plastic surgeons remain sceptical however and have even called for a boycott of the charity. </p>
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